What we all should know...

Hi, Pretty Lady! THIS IS A TOAST.... 2 US...FOR THE MEN WHO HAVE US,THE LOSERS WHO HAD US, AND THE LUCKY PEOPLE WHO WILL MEET US!!

• A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...Enough money within her control to move out and rent a place of her own,even if she never wants to or needs to...
  
• A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...Something perfect to wear if the employer, or date of her dreams wants to see her in an hour...
  
• A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ..A youth she's content to leave behind....
  
• A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...A past juicy enough that she's looking forward to retelling it in her old age....
  
• A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .....A set of screwdrivers, a cordless drill, and a black lace bra...
  
• AWOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...One friend who always makes herlaugh... and one who lets her cry...
  
• A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ....A good piece of furniture not previously owned by anyone else in her family...
  
• A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...Eight matching plates, wine glasses with stems, and a recipe for a meal,that will make her guests feel honored...
  
• A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...A feeling of control over her destiny...

• EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...How to fall in love without losing herself..
  
• EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...how to quit a job, break up with a lover,and confront a friend without ruining the friendship...
  
• EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...When to try harder... and WHEN TO WALK AWAY...
  
• EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...That she can't change the length of her calves,the width of her hips, or the nature of her parents..
  
• EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...that her childhood may not have been perfect..but it's over...
  
• EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...What she would and wouldn't do for love or more...
  
• EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...How to live alone... even if she doesn't like it...

• EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW..whom she can trust, whom she can't,and why she shouldn't take it personally...
  
• EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...Where to go...be it to her best friend's kitchen table...or a charming inn in the woods...when her soul needs soothing...
  
• EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...What she can and can't accomplish in a day...a month...and a year...